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UFC Champ Luke Rockhold Manhandles Annoying Golfers

UFC middleweight contender Luke Rockhold shows us how to handle those annoying golfers--like with a guillotine choke.

Released on 11/3/2015

Transcript

00:00
Hi, I'm Luke Rockhold,
00:01
UFC middleweight number one contender.
00:03
I'm here today to talk about those annoying golfers,
00:06
and I've come up with a few ways
00:07
to solve all your problems.
00:09
Why don't you come with me, and I'll show you what I got.
00:11
Uh uh uh uh uh, Rockhold.
00:13
Don't you now the rules of golf?
00:14
You can't ground your club in the sand.
00:16
What are you, the rules Nazi?
00:18
In a sticky situation, you gotta go to the arm throw.
00:21
You can see right there. Where?
00:23
Right there. I can't see nothing.
00:24
Right there. (rock music)
00:37
Hey guys, go ahead, I gotta take this!
00:40
Oh no, sure. I can talk, yeah!
00:42
We won't be long. Classic cell phone guy.
00:44
No. I'm gonna go old school
00:45
on this one. Okay.
00:46
The guillotine choke. Uh huh.
00:50
I'll see you tonight.
00:54
(grunting) (rock music)
01:06
[John] Thank you, guys. Guys, guys,
01:09
can we make this a fivesome?
01:11
Fivesome guy, perfect opportunity for a liver kick.
01:16
(rock music)
01:35
Hey guys, I got a great line to the hole!
01:39
The foot wedge guy.
01:41
I got what we call the foot sweep.
01:47
(rock music)
01:59
Hey, guys, hope you had fun today.
02:00
In all seriousness, please don't try this
02:02
on the golf course.
02:04
Check me out, Las Vegas, UFC 194.
02:06
I'm gonna beat Chris Weidman
02:07
for the Middleweight World Title.
02:09
Enjoy. I'll see ya there.
02:12
No, no, look, you really need to release your hips.
02:15
Back up. Like this, your hips, okay?
02:20
(rock music)
02:24
That's what we call the rear naked choke.
02:26
(lighthearted music)
02:39
Hey guys, hey guys, can we make this a fivesome?
02:43
(laughing)
02:46
It's harder than you think.
02:51
It's nice to hit something
02:52
that's not gonna hit me back for a living.
02:53
Look, guys, I got a great hole to the line.
02:56
I got a great (bleep).
02:58
(laughing)
03:01
[Man] Beautiful, try. Nice.
03:03
[John] Could I hit a better shot?
03:05
Come on! Hey! (laughing)
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