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Unsexy Things to do on a Golf Course

Blair O’Neal and Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year Kelly Rohrbach break down the do’s and don’ts of the course.

Released on 6/3/2015

Credits

Starring: Kelly Rohrbach and Blair O'Neal

Transcript

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Here at Golf's Sexiest Shots,
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we think etiquette is really important.
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And today, we're going to tell you
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what not to do on the course.
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Hey, back here.
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Right here, guys.
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Free beer.
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Hey, do you guys mind if I play through?
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Can I borrow a ball?
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I promise to return it.
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Unless you're a tour player,
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throwing clubs and dropping f-bombs
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is amateur hour.
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What the (bleep).
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Mother (bleep).
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What did you think was going to happen?
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Eh, let's face it,
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you're not good enough to get that mad.
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She's right.
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Blair, it's a six dollar ball.
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Come on!
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[Blair] Waiting on the tee box
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for you to try to find your ball in the water hazard?
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Not sexy.
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There is nothing cool about this thing.
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Four, five...
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Blair, let's go with the four.
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What?
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These are the best.
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They protect my clubs.
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I take 'em on and off every time,
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after every shot.
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Hey, I'm gonna need that.
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1985 called.
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They want their iron covers back.
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Not sexy.
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What you have there?
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[Blair] And then we've the score counter guy.
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And, I think the worst part is,
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this guy is usually the cheater.
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Par.
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(cough) Bull (bleep)
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[Blair] Don't be the guy
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who hits a beater ball over the water hazard.
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Blair.
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What?
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It's alright.
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It's my water ball.
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Mmm, okay.
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Take a risk, and swing with some confidence.
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Worst case scenario, use a little extra club,
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or buy a new sleeve at the golf shop.
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Do you guys have a tee that I could borrow?
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Nothing is worse than this guy.
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I can take both of them?
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Alright, thanks!
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Spend a dollar and buy yourself a bag
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at the beginning of the round.
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Oh, awesome!
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So, no tee?
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Blair, we've been over this.
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Oh.
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So, there you have it guys.
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Follow these etiquette tips
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and you can play with us anytime.
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I hope these videos helped you.
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Cheers.
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That is really good.
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Cheers.
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Cheers to sec--golf's sexiest shots.
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(laughs)
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What she said.
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Something about sec.
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