The Ultimate Masters Drinking Game: Bubba Watson, Jordan Spieth, and Those Darn Azaleas!
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Released on 4/4/2016
For golf nuts or golf widows,
here's the ultimate Masters drinking game.
Every time a classic Masters moment happens,
take a sip of your favorite beverage.
While they're sinking putts, you'll be sinking drinks.
You ready? Here we go.
Take a drink if Jim Nantz says,
a tradition unlike any other.
Take two drinks if they show Tiger's famous chip from 2005.
Take a drink if you see a former one time winner
still playing in Augusta.
We're looking at you Larry Mize and Ian Woos am.
[Man In Studio] Woosnam.
Woo-Sam. Woo zam.
[Man In Studio] No.
I'm talking to you, Ian Woo-zam. (laughing)
Let's just keep, he's not going to be there.
Take one drink if someone mentions the freaking azaleas.
Take two drinks if they show a video
of Greg Norman collapsing to his knees in 1996.
Take a drink if you see 10 TriFlex mowers mowing in unison.
Take two drinks if you see an azalea up close
with an acoustic guitar strumming as it sways.
Take two drinks if Jordan Spieth looks at the hole
instead of his ball while putting.
Take a drink if you see Jack Nicholas
winning his sixth green jacket in 1986.
Take a drink if Phil Mickelson gives
a thumb up to the gallery. (laughing)
Take a drink if someone says a putt will break
towards Rae's Creek.
Somehow every putt on this course does.
Take two drinks if anyone is shown crying,
wives, kids, anyone, double down if the cryer is a pro.
Take two drinks if Bubba Watson misses a shot
and motions towards his caddy
and makes that classic Bubba face.
Take one drink if a hole's nickname is used.
Tea Olive, K--krerbuttle?
Flowering Crab Apple.
[Man In Studio] It's in Spanish.
Carolina Cherry, Golden Bell, Azalea, Nandina.
Take a drink if you see Jack or Gary hit
their ceremonial tee shot.
Take two drinks if you hear the word pimento.
As in, can you believe those pimento cheese sandwiches are
still only a dollar 50?
Or, who the hell eats pimento cheese?
Take one drink if a ball rolls slowly enough
that you can read the brand on the ball.
Take one drink if Condoleezza Rice
shows up in her green jacket.
Yeah, she's a member.
Take two drinks if Daythrow
covers anyone in the famous butler cabin.
Oh, can you shine my shoes, butler?
Is, is that what you do here? (laughing)
Take a drink if a patron is shown
wearing five or more past Masters badges
attached to the top of their head.
Look at that lady, look at that hat.
Take a drink if you hear any bird noises.
This will keep you drinking all day.
What are your favorite Masters moments?