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So the Golden State Warriors will face
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the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals again.
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There are three things we can count on in this life.
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They are death, taxes, and LeBron James
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trying to take down a dynasty.
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This year, James' task is particularly daunting.
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Vegas has made the Cavs nearly a ten-to-one underdog.
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Charles Barkley has a better chance of
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making it as a Senior Tour golfer.
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Side rant, my fellow Demon Deacon Chris Paul
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got injured when he was one game away from the Finals.
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What a dagger, the guy is cursed,
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and now we all have to watch the Warriors win
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another title and hear all about the Hampton's Five,
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which includes the league's most insecure star
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in Kevin Durant, the league's most cocky player
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in Stephan Curry, and the league's biggest instigator
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in Draymond Green, and then there's Steve Kerr.
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Actually, Steven Kerr's pretty awesome, nevermind.
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But no one is as awesome as LeBron Raymone James.
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Through three rounds of the play-offs,
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he's already scored 40 or more points seven times
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and hit two game-winning buzzer-beaters.
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It's a good thing he's got strong shoulders
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'cause he's carried this sorry group of players
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all the way to the Finals yet again.
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Then again, you could probably pair
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LeBron with four guys from our office
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and he'd still win the Easter Conference.
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Hey, I'd come out of retirement to play
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the role of Kyle Corver,
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just spotting up in the corner to hit threes.
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Look at this stroke, wet.
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But winning the NBA title is a different story.
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These Warriors are annoying but they're also damn good,
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and I do like the fact that the Hampton's Five
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is more concerned with splitting into
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foursomes on the golf course once the season's over,
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but while they're calling each other to
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arrange tea-times this summer,
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hopefully LeBron is calling Chris Paul and James Harden
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because if the king is going to topple
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the Golden State Dynasty for good,
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he's gonna need to join forces with some other NBA royalty.
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(rhythmic energetic music)