How to Become Best Friends with the Bar Cart Girl

YouTube star Mamrie Hart demonstrates how to become best friends with the bar cart girl: if you’re a guy flirt, but don’t be creepy—and if you’re a woman flirt, and feel free to be creepy.

Released on 6/9/2015

Credits

Starring: Mamrie Hart

Transcript

00:01
You look great.
00:02
I'm gonna say it, you look great.
00:04
Blue is a good color for you.
00:05
Yeah.
00:06
Princess sleeve, that's hard to rock.
00:10
You and Ariel, you got it.
00:15
Oh man.
00:20
I meant to do that.
00:22
Your best friend at the golf course isn't actually your
00:25
best friend that you're playing with, it's the cart girl.
00:31
Hold this for me real quick.
00:32
Great, thank you.
00:33
If you're a dude, flirt with her,
00:35
but don't be creepy,
00:36
and if you're a girl, flirt with her,
00:38
and feel free to be creepy.
00:40
Hey.
00:42
Has anyone ever told you you have a perfect shaped head?
00:46
Kind of like 18 inches.
00:48
You could rock the shaved look, you could.
00:51
It's a good noggin.
00:52
What's your name?
00:55
Kelsey. (unclear) Kelsey,
00:57
nice to meet you, I'm Mamrie.
00:58
Hi.
00:59
Remember, she holds more power than you,
01:01
she holds the drinks so try to bond with her.
01:04
What's your heritage?
01:08
German?
01:09
You got great shoulders, very broad,
01:12
you could birth a child like, (snaps fingers).
01:16
Can I have a beer for free?
01:18
No, okay great.
01:19
Try to stick to drinks that are easy to carry.
01:22
Put that on my tab too.
01:23
Just carry a lot of 'em.
01:25
Hope you make a commission.
01:26
(laughing)
01:27
I'll take about four more.
01:32
(bleeps) coming back for you!
01:33
And finally, just be nice to her,
01:36
after all she's someone's daughter,
01:38
she is someone' sister, and she's your only
01:41
hope of getting a drink on the course.
01:43
So whatchu doin' after work?
01:45
You got plans?
01:47
I figured.
01:49
You're too perfectly symmetrical to not have plans.
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