Lunatic Golfer Steals Another Player’s Club and Learns a Lesson He Won’t Forget

Josh thinks he’s playing a regular round of golf, but he’s in for a surprise when his friend Steve decides to prank him on the course. Watch what happens when a nut job runs off with Josh’s clubs, only to be destroyed right in front of his eyes.

Released on 10/16/2014

Credits

Music/Songspub:
Artist: Nineteen Eighty Five
Track: What You Need

Artist: Middle Distance Runner
Track: Man Of The People

Artist: Minutes Til Midnight
Track: Vintage Hearts

Artist: Minutes Til Midnight
Track: Over You

Golf Course:
Twin Oaks Golf Course San Diego, CA www.jcgolf.com

Transcript

00:00
(lively music)
00:03
It's my driver.
00:04
I'm willing to call the (beep) police about it.
00:06
All of you are, kind of, pissin' me off.
00:07
He took my (beep) driver and took off running.
00:10
(crash)
00:13
Today we got stolen drivers and flying tempers.
00:16
Somebody's getting shanked.
00:17
Our target is Josh, who's out playing
00:18
a normal round of golf with his buddies
00:20
and he has no idea that his friend Steve,
00:22
has set him up today.
00:23
What better way to get back at Josh
00:25
than to screw with him and his lucky driver.
00:27
[Toby] Not only are we going
00:27
to steal Josh's lucky driver,
00:29
but we're gonna destroy it.
00:31
Right in front of him.
00:32
Get ready Josh buddy, you're getting shanked.
00:34
(lively music)
00:50
Show me the club and let me see the details.
00:52
Go in.
00:55
(dramatic music)
00:58
[Director] Toby copy?
00:59
[Toby] I copy.
01:00
Okay, we've got a Cleveland Launcher
01:01
a 9.5 loft, kind of, a green shaft, black handle.
01:05
Green shaft, okay, cool.
01:11
[Steve] Why the hell, would this guy be walking?
01:13
Doesn't make any sense.
01:17
You guys didn't see a driver back there did you?
01:20
[Steve] A driver?
01:20
[Josh] I didn't see one.
01:21
Did he lose his driver?
01:23
Hey, have you guys seen a driver,
01:25
like a Cleveland Driver?
01:27
9.5, greenish shaft?
01:28
[Steve] Haven't see it.
01:29
[Toby] Kind of a silver, black.
01:31
That's the exact club I have.
01:33
How funny.
01:34
My grandpa gave it to me.
01:38
Does it look, exactly, like mine?
01:40
Let me.
01:41
[Josh] Yeah.
01:43
This is my (beep) driver.
01:47
Hey you, come back here.
01:49
(laughing)
01:52
Is that for real?
01:53
[Toby] Get off, this is my driver, fuck you.
01:56
Hey, hey calm down bro.
01:59
Did you steal my driver?
02:00
[Steve] Hey, hey, hey.
02:01
[Josh] What are you talking about man?
02:02
That's my driver man.
02:04
This is yours?
02:04
Yes, it is.
02:06
[Toby] That's not your driver.
02:07
Bull (beep).
02:09
It's a Cleveland Driver.
02:10
I've had this for years.
02:11
Holy (beep), I've never seen anything like this.
02:13
(laughing)
02:14
I mean, that's mine.
02:15
I've had that forever.
02:16
I've had that for 10 years.
02:18
Are you sure I didn't leave it up there
02:19
and then you just took it?
02:21
Why don't you go and check my bag?
02:22
Let's go check my bag and see if there's--
02:24
What am I going to see in your bag?
02:26
There's no driver.
02:27
Check my bag, there's no driver.
02:29
Dude.
02:32
This is awesome, this is awesome.
02:34
He's saying it's his driver.
02:35
His brother works for Cleveland.
02:37
He got me that (beep) club.
02:39
Okay, clearly I don't have a driver.
02:40
My putter's now broken.
02:43
Maybe you shouldn't have (beep)
02:43
been a psycho case.
02:45
That's what (beep) happens
02:46
when you do stupid (beep).
02:48
Now I feel like you're getting,
02:49
kind of, angry at me.
02:50
You took my (beep) driver and took off running.
02:53
Do you want me to get somebody from up front?
02:54
No, I'll call the (beep) Sheriff's Department.
02:56
First of all, this is my course.
02:57
We're gonna play.
02:58
Let me have the club.
02:59
This man just said that he had his stolen.
03:01
I'm not saying he didn't.
03:02
All of you are, kind of, pissing me off.
03:03
I don't appreciate you getting in my face.
03:05
I'm willing to call the cops.
03:06
You don't think that's my driver?
03:08
I'm willing to call the (beep) police about it.
03:10
Just go on with the reveal.
03:11
Reveal, reveal.
03:12
He thinks that you took his driver,
03:13
you think that he took his driver.
03:15
I'm saying it's neither one of yours driver
03:16
until we figure it out.
03:17
No, it's (beep) my driver.
03:18
Yeah and it's your club and it's his club.
03:20
It's everybody's club.
03:22
(beep)
03:22
(beep)
03:23
(dramatic music)
03:24
[Josh] Oh my God. (beep)
03:27
[Toby] Oh my God.
03:28
Are you kidding me?
03:29
Here, here, there's your driver.
03:30
There's both of you.
03:31
I quit this job.
03:33
Sir, you just got shanked.
03:36
Whoo.
03:37
(lively music)
03:40
What's going on Josh?
03:42
You've been shanked.
03:44
You mother (beep).
03:46
You mother (beep).
03:47
[Toby] You got a brand new driver.
03:48
(laughing)
03:49
We got him pretty good.
03:50
He was pretty mad.
03:51
So in the end, the prank worked.
03:52
You did so good.
03:53
You were so cool for so long.
03:55
As soon as Steve came over the hill
03:56
with a brand new driver, everything was cool.
03:59
Josh scored a new driver.
04:00
The thing's beautiful.
04:02
Oh my God, this thing's gorgeous.
04:03
Is this going on TV?
04:05
This has got to be goin on,
04:06
oh my Lord, Jesus in heaven.
04:08
Yeah, I got shanked.
04:10
(laughing)
04:11
I definitely got shanked.
04:12
(crash)
04:17
Please don't touch his clubs.
04:19
Please don't touch his clubs.
04:19
Oh my God.
04:20
I don't understand what happened.
04:22
Why were you pushing the cart?
04:23
[Man] You're going to be responsible for all of it.
04:25
(dramatic music)
04:27
[Man] Oh my God.
04:28
Joe, that's not his camera.
04:29
[Man] That's not my camera.
04:30
Please don't do that.
04:31
[Man] That's not my camera.
04:32
Oh my God, my club is absolutely (beep) broken.
04:35
You, what the (beep) are you doin' bro?
04:38
Are you seriously blaming this on me?
04:41
If you guys want to see more guys
04:42
get shanked like me, definitely subscribe
04:44
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04:46
Mwah, thanks Golf Digest, (laughs) see you guys.
04:51
(lively music)
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