Fake Weed + Fake Cops = 1 Seriously Scared Golfer

Joey’s friends thought they were just going to play a round of golf, but things get out of control when a mysterious bag of marijuana shows up in their golf cart. See what happens when Joey’s friends get shanked!

Released on 2/4/2015

Credits

Shot at Twin Oaks Golf Course San Diego, CA www.jcgolf.com

Music:
Nineteen Eighty Five, "What You Need"
Middle Distance Runner, "Man Of The People"
Minutes Til Midnight, "Vintage Hearts"
Minutes Til Midnight, "Over You"
Holy Fever, "What Now"

Transcript

00:00
This is definitely marijuana,
00:01
this is not a joke, get the (beep) over there.
00:03
(sirens)
00:05
Get your hands up.
00:06
On the ground, hands up.
00:07
[Male] You don't even have your shoes on.
00:08
We need to find out what's going on,
00:09
or you're all going to jail.
00:14
[Male] Fake cops, fake drugs.
00:16
Somebody's about to get shanked.
00:18
So we got two targets, my buddy Will,
00:20
and by buddy, Greg.
00:21
We got this fake bag of weed,
00:23
I'm gonna plant it on my buddy's golf cart
00:25
and then I'm gonna roll up, find the fake drugs,
00:27
and call the cops,
00:28
and pull of the biggest (mumbles) drug bust in history.
00:32
They'll think it's so real, the tears are gonna be real,
00:35
these guys are about to get shanked.
00:50
Stand by guys, here comes the targets.
01:00
Alright dudes, I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:04
Okay Tobby, we're ready for ya.
01:10
What's up guys?
01:11
Nothing.
01:12
Well I'm the golf ambassador today guys,
01:13
you got everything you need?
01:14
Everything working out okay?
01:15
Fantastic.
01:16
We are just kind of doing a new initiative,
01:18
it's like golf security for lack of a better term.
01:21
I need to do like a very casual five point visual check.
01:24
Stop right there, just for a second.
01:26
I see a bag right here,
01:28
it looks a little suspicious.
01:29
Is that drugs?
01:31
I don't know what it is actually.
01:33
Who's cart is this?
01:34
Joey got it.
01:35
I'm gonna pick this up, I'm gonna pick this up.
01:38
I ain't got nothing to hide.
01:39
This is definitely marijuana,
01:40
could you guys step over there please?
01:42
I got a code red. Bring it right now.
01:46
We've got three criminals.
01:47
(sirens)
01:50
[Male] What the (beep)?
01:54
Get your hands up!
01:56
On the ground, hands up. Palms on the ground.
01:59
On the ground, palms on the ground.
02:01
(laughing)
02:04
On the ground. On the ground sir.
02:06
Dude get on the ground before you get tazzed,
02:07
just lie down right there.
02:09
Keep your hands away from your body.
02:10
I walk over here and I see a bag, I say what is this bag?
02:12
They all say, we don't know what the bag is.
02:14
I pull it up, it's clearly pot.
02:17
Guys this is serious, this is possession for sales.
02:19
[Male] I see there's four golf bags,
02:20
where's the other guy?
02:22
What's his name?
02:23
Joey.
02:24
[Officer] His name's Joey?
02:25
What's Joey wearing?
02:27
Khaki pants.
02:28
[Officer] You don't even remember
02:29
'cause you don't even have your shoes on.
02:31
We need to find him, we need to find out what's going on
02:33
or you're all going to jail, you hear me?
02:35
I understand.
02:36
[Officer] It's all fun and games smoking the drugs, huh?
02:39
Hang on, you've apprehended the runner?
02:41
Is your name Joey? Yes.
02:42
Are you Joey? Yes.
02:43
[Radio] Yeah, we've got the runner in custody.
02:45
[Male] Ask Joey who's marijuana drugs these are.
02:49
These gentlemen are all denying it.
02:50
Joey, who's drugs are they?
02:52
I think they might be Will's.
02:54
Who's Will?
02:54
Who's Will? I am Will.
02:55
You're Will? Stand up for me sir.
02:58
I have nothing to hide, they're not my drugs.
03:01
(laughing)
03:02
I need to smell you, breathe.
03:05
One more time.
03:07
Pretty early for that much alcohol, huh?
03:09
Make it easier to sell the drugs?
03:11
Turn around, cuff these guys.
03:12
I got him.
03:13
[Officer] Where's your shoes?
03:14
My shoes are in the back of the golf cart,
03:16
I play better barefoot.
03:17
[Officer] You play better barefoot?
03:18
I (mumbles) to kill the ball.
03:19
[Officer] That's truly trailer, you realize that dude?
03:26
Oh man.
03:28
I'm trying to give you a full explanation
03:30
of how I ended up in that cart sir.
03:32
Better make it articulate.
03:33
Okay on the top of the golf cart,
03:35
do you see the numbers imprinted on the top?
03:37
Is this a math problem, I don't understand.
03:38
What are you trying to say?
03:39
I came into the cart number nine. Joey drove.
03:42
So it was Joey's marijuana?
03:43
Yes sir, it must've been.
03:44
Alright we have a confession and an implication
03:46
of Joey's marijuana. Also this one, Mike, might be high.
03:50
My name is Will and I'll take a drug test right now sir.
03:53
Well you're probably gonna have to.
03:55
Hey let's get him out of here.
03:58
Go very slow, watch your head.
04:02
(radio)
04:05
[Officer] It's gonna be a long day boys.
04:06
Go ahead, let's go see.
04:10
This is (beep) bull (beep), you got shanked.
04:14
(laughing)
04:18
It could not have gone any better, at all.
04:20
First time I've ever been in handcuffs.
04:22
My buddy Will cried like a little girl.
04:24
I'm gonna be on TV.
04:26
Yeah.
04:27
That's amazing.
04:29
I'm gonna make fun of him
04:30
for the rest of his life for this.
04:31
We got shanked.
04:36
[Male] Oh gosh, oh gosh.
04:39
What the hell?
04:42
Oh my gosh what's happening?
04:45
That thing is (mumbles).
04:47
Stop it!
04:48
Hashtag, got shanked.
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