Sh*! Golfers Say

Celebrate the game's amusing vernacular. See how an assortment of phrases and exclamations comprise the soundtrack of the game we love.

Released on 3/26/2012

Transcript

00:03
I'm technically a 12, but more like a 16.
00:06
Yeah, I could shoot anywhere from an 85 to 105.
00:10
Maybe like a 14?
00:11
Smooth tempo.
00:12
Finish the swing.
00:13
Aim for that tallest tree.
00:15
Do I get relief from this?
00:16
Do I get relief from this?
00:17
Who did this course?
00:18
This place reminds me a little bit of Pine Valley.
00:20
Is this a (mumbles)?
00:21
I can't play this course.
00:21
Bite!
00:22
Sit!
00:23
Stay up!
00:24
Hit something hard!
00:26
There's a creek?
00:27
I was too quick on the top.
00:29
It's right where you were lined up.
00:31
I decelled.
00:32
You wanna know what you're doing wrong?
00:33
Seven, eight, I've got 135 center.
00:37
I'm just gonna choke down on a five.
00:39
Top flight three?
00:40
Are you playing a pinnacle?
00:41
I play a lady's ball.
00:42
Better compression.
00:43
Hey, you guys could go ahead, I'll keep looking.
00:46
Just hit it!
00:48
How long does it take to pick a club?
00:50
Is that a man or a woman?
00:52
Man, these guys are all over us.
00:54
I don't feel like we're playing slow.
00:56
Should we let them play through?
00:57
My wife is gonna kill me!
00:59
Ho!
01:00
Oh (beep), sorry guys.
01:03
I don't get it, I hit it great on the range.
01:05
Wind changed, right during my backswing.
01:08
I hate this driver.
01:09
So much grain in these greens.
01:11
(beep).
01:11
(beep).
01:12
I'd hit another one.
01:14
It's the worst I've played in years.
01:16
My wife is gonna kill me.
01:18
Make him putt everything.
01:20
There's no way he can keep this up.
01:21
You hit three greens.
01:23
I need to go to the range.
01:24
You told me the second putt was good.
01:26
62 on the back?
01:28
I'm out Saturday.
01:29
We've got soccer man.
01:31
I'm having mulch delivered.
01:32
Hey, I know the pro, I can get us on.
01:35
My wife is gonna kill me.
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