Larry the Cable Guy Takes the Bubba Questionnaire

Larry the Cable Guy answers tough questions from Bubba Watson as he's subjected to the Bubba Questionnaire.

Released on 10/4/2016

Credits

Starring: Larry the Cable Guy and Bubba Watson

Transcript

00:01
Today's your lucky day;
00:03
it's the Bubba questionnaire.
00:04
Today's my lucky day; I like how Bubba's
00:06
on my arm like a parakeet.
00:13
What is the secret of golf?
00:15
The secret of golf? I don't know,
00:18
if I knew the secret of golf,
00:20
I'd be playing like you. It's a dumb question.
00:22
What is the secret to happiness?
00:25
The secret of happiness is not
00:27
doing this interview with you on my shoulder.
00:29
Who is the greatest golfer of all time?
00:31
(laughs)
00:34
The initials are B.W.,
00:37
Boo Weekley.
00:38
(laughs)
00:43
How many green jackets do you have in your closet?
00:45
Bubba, I don't wear jackets, first of all,
00:48
and anything in my house is green is camouflage.
00:51
You of all people should know that.
00:52
How many more major championships will Bubba win?
00:56
(laughs)
00:58
None.
00:59
In 1997, do you remember where you were
01:03
when Tiger Woods won the Masters?
01:06
Well, in 1997 I wasn't really into golf,
01:10
but now I love golf,
01:11
so the question is not applicable.
01:15
I'm sure that I was doing comedy somewhere
01:20
hittin' on a waitress. (laughs)
01:21
That's what we used to do, we're comedians.
01:24
Not anymore though, married with kids.
01:25
Let's just skip this whole thing. (laughs)
01:29
Bubba, you're gettin' me in trouble.
01:30
On a scale of 1-10, how good-looking are you?
01:33
11.
01:35
What would you change about yourself?
01:37
Nothing.
01:38
Growing up, who was your hero?
01:40
John Wayne, Clint Eastwood,
01:42
The Lord; The Lord is first,
01:46
then John Wayne, Clint Eastwood.
01:49
Would it be weird if I said Bob McAdoo?
01:52
He used to play basketball, I like Bob McAdoo.
01:55
Playing golf, when you get nervous,
01:58
what is your go-to shot under pressure?
02:01
The go-to shot for me is the left foot,
02:04
the left inside foot, to the right-hand
02:07
left side of the ball, does that make sense?
02:10
Yeah, okay, well I basically, like,
02:12
kick it out, I use my feet.
02:14
Do ya'll have nicknames? How did you get your nickname?
02:16
My nickname is the Lumpy Leftie
02:18
'cause I used to pitch in college
02:19
and I was quite lumpy.
02:22
When is the last time you set foot
02:24
in a public library?
02:26
(laughs)
02:27
Bubba just asked if I've been to a library.
02:29
(laughs) You're crazy.
02:32
If you could ask one person one question,
02:34
who and what would it be?
02:36
I would ask Hillary why she sent me emails
02:38
and then erased 'em.
02:40
Didn't even get to read 'em.
02:41
I don't know what she wanted, might have been important.
02:43
Alright, Bubba, thank you.
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