Kevin Nealon Takes the Bubba Questionnaire

SNL Legend Kevin Nealon tackles the tough questions from PGA Pro Bubba Watson as he's subjected to the Bubba Questionnaire.

Released on 9/6/2016

Credits

Starring: Kevin Nealon and Bubba Watson

Transcript

00:00
What are you most proud of in life?
00:01
The way I could hold you like this
00:03
and talk to you and to the camera.
00:05
That's what I'm proud of
00:06
and that's by the way is a talent too.
00:08
(jazzy organ music)
00:13
Playing golf, when you get nervous,
00:15
what is your go-to shot under pressure?
00:18
Well I'm sure you've heard this before, Tequila.
00:20
What is the secret to happiness?
00:22
A loose grip.
00:24
I think that goes for a lot of things.
00:27
It's a loose grip man and everybody's happy.
00:29
What is the secret of golf?
00:32
I can't tell anybody that.
00:34
What is the secret of golf?
00:35
I told you I'm not tellin' you.
00:36
You could do all you want
00:37
but I'm not gonna tell you.
00:39
What is the secret of golf?
00:40
Damn it! I told you I'm not telling you!
00:42
You've gotta go out there and golf.
00:44
Which talent do you wish you had?
00:46
I wish I was a good golfer.
00:48
How many more major championships will Bubba win?
00:52
Oh, a lot, a lot.
00:54
Do you all have nicknames?
00:56
How did you get your nickname?
00:57
Okay, that's none of your business.
00:59
Growing up, who was your hero?
01:01
Throwing up, who was my hero?
01:03
What's that?
01:04
That would have to be John Daly probably.
01:05
Growing up who was your hero?
01:06
Oh, growing up, growing up.
01:08
My hero was Superman.
01:10
If you could ask one person one question,
01:12
who and what would it be?
01:14
It would be you
01:15
and how did you get wrangled into doing this?
01:17
When is the last time you set foot
01:20
in a public library?
01:22
A month and a half ago, thank you.
01:24
I got my son some
01:27
Little Nate books.
01:29
We're not returning 'em.
01:30
In 1997,
01:33
do you remember where you were
01:34
when Tiger Woods won the Masters?
01:36
Yes I do, I was at the library getting some books.
01:39
(man laughing)
01:41
(jazzy organ music)
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